OKAY! I give up ---- if the ENTIRE KNITTING WORLD can knit socks, then so can I. So I did just that. Picked up my DPN's & knit the dumb pink socks. I'll use the pattern again, only less bulky yarn. Comfy for lounging around inside, not shoes.
I used my 2nd skein of Lion Brand Wool-Ease in Dusty Pink, a worsted weight inexpensive yarn. I made the cabled hat (a gift) earlier this year in pink, also in gray & mushroom. I followed the pattern...and gasp! they turned out fine. They fit me. They look like real SOCKS! I brought them in to work to show all my co-workers (and they were mighty impressed as well they should be). My foot is a US size 9 and they are perfect. I didn't modify the pattern in the least.
Yarn: Lion Brand Wool-Ease Solids & Heathers
Worsted / 10 ply 80% Acrylic, 20% Wool
Gauge: 18.0 to 20.0 sts = 4 inches
How much: 1 skeins = 197.0 yards (180.1m) Colorway: Dusty Pink